Hmm. Whatever *deactivates your baptism with my mind*
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LEST WE FORGET that immediately after his fall, Mankind was put on a stretcher to be removed from the ring… only to get off the stretcher, fight off officials trying to stop him, and climb back up to The Undertaker… who proceeded to chokeslam Mankind THROUGH the cage panel DOWN into the ring.
please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours
named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event
This is so American I could CRY
oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:
an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan
this miata built by rocket scientists
the mr2 boat
the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times
the homer simpson car built by uranium workers
this limo whose brakes caught on fire
the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats
and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved
The absolute metaphorical snarl that is a Limo modeled after the titanic called “unstoppable”, whose breaks caught fire, is just, absolutely sending me
This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no….oil is soaking into fur and feathers….if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”
